Dougies Diary
Hi folks, just a quick update on what’s been going on down here at the best Resort on the planet bar none!!
Well firstly, we have the builders going hell for leather on our upper deck; they are retiling from the Jacuzzi to the royal box and are well ahead of schedule, it is going to look fabulous when it’s all finished!!
Last Tuesday we had our staff Christmas party!! A little early I hear you cry!! But with all the wine flowing we soon got into the festive spirit! We all met up at PG at seven thirty to board the coach, which whizzed us of to the “Chez Regineâ€
restaurant in Torviscas, Las Americas!! We disembarked to be met by some really friendly staff and a FREE BAR!!!!!! You would have thought the staff had run there, as everybody seemed very thirsty all of a sudden! Jeff the rep, who we all nicknamed Javier (the photographer who takes the picks at the BBQ), was already set up and taking everybody’s photos! All the maids, maintenance, admin,
reception and restaurant staff looked amazing and the reps scrubbed up pretty well too!
The evening meal, of three delicious courses, was soon being served; for starters we had the choice of goat’s cheese pastry, paté or Serrano ham with melon; I opted for the Serrano ham with melon accompanied by lashings of red wine! For my main meal I had chosen the comfit of duck with marnier sauce, in preference to the steak or the salmon! Accompanied once again with lashings of local red wine.. And last but not least, for dessert I chose the Vodka sorbet over the profiteroles or apple tart!!!
After the food was cleared away, the party began with the ever faithful Karaoke! First up was our newest recruit to the sales team “the king of swing†Kevin Burdis who absolutely had everybody in stitches with Robbie Williams “Feel†- he totally murdered it!! Wow, I was crying with laughter!!
Next up came a stream of singers consisting of the maids, reception, maintenance and our “Queen of Soul†Linda Valle
from the sales team, who brought the house down with a rendition of “When you tell me that you love me†by Diane Ross!! And then, just to show how it should be done Lazlo and Dominic sang a Bon Jovi number and I must admit they were incredible!
So after all that merriment the disco got underway and we danced the night away to salsa, jazz and even Chaz n Dave!! Not forgetting the now legendary “Ooops up side your head”!!
A great night was had by all, until reluctantly we boarded the coach back to Pearly Grey and discovered our very own stand up comedian in William from Reception, who entertained us on the coach’s microphone all the way back, in Spanish and English, with his dry wit that had us all once again in stitches!!
So that’s all for now folks, I hope to see you all very soon out here in the beautiful warm sunshine of Tenerife! Have a fantastic Christmas and a prosperous new year!!!
Cheers
Dougie
The parc was opened in 1972 by a German guy called Wolfgang Kiessling, but it has come a long way since its humble beginnings, they now have over 21,000 animals with a total of 570 species!! We decided to go on the “Discovery Tour†which takes you behind the scenes: first of all it takes in the Aquarium, were you get to see first hand all the water filtration systems in action where Mr Kiessling only uses green technologies to filter all the million liters of water. Next, we visited the gorilla enclosure where we even visited their bed rooms!! With all the creature comforts you could ask for, 5 star food, running pure water and the most comfy beds imaginable, it was so fasci
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So 2.2 seconds later we were off to the dolphin show to check out all the unbelievable tricks these beautiful mammals get up to, back flips, front flips, 4 meter high jumps, truly jaw dropping stuff! 

